Tuesday, May 6, 2008

I have won millions ??

Most of the time when I checked the status of my email the figure that pop out excites my idle mode just to find out that most of it are threatening chain messages. Or like one below with lots of different subject. That I should - take it urgent and serious, because I am a winner of this obviously deceiving pakulo; you won electronic lottery, won yahoo lottery, UK national lottery board, lottery international programs-automated computer ballot, benefactor annual grant award, email sweepstakes program, proposition: business transfer of a huge amount of deceased account and stand as next kin – that even grandparents on a guerilla time setting could not believe and buy it.

PAYMENT NOTIFICATION OF YOUR FUNDS:

Attn: Beneficiary,

I am informing you of an attempt by some men who came to collect your payment on your behalf. I had to ask them why they came to see me in person and they said that they came to collect your inheritance/contract funds payment which rightfully belongs to you as shown in your file with us, on your behalf and by your authorization.

Note that they actually tendered some vital documents which proved that you actually sent them to collect these funds. Below is the list of documents which they presented.

We picked up your file because it was handling in a terrible way and I have been given the mandate to contact you by the Nigerian Government and conclude your payment through Nigeria Account.

Kindly direct your response to this office for immediate releasing of your fund to (you) the beneficiary below for quicker deliberation and response from him on the release of your funds to you.

OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,

Central Business District,

Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal

Capital Territory, Nigeria.

Email: info_cbncommitteonfinance.nig@fromru.com

financecommittee@live.com

You are advised to reconfirm your details as required below information to enable the final release of your funds to you.

(1). your full names:

(2). Contact address:

(3). Phone:

(4). Fax:

(5). Age:

As soon as the above are provided, the CBN Governor will order one of our paying bank for immediate releasing of your funds.

Yours faithfully,

Mr. John Owen.

Secretary to the Governor (CBN).

(note: unedited letter)

How could I be a winner when I don’t have any connection, engaged nor applied into such lotteries? One thing even a Super 7 or 649 lotto fanatic I knew never had a chance to win the million, the more that I am not. Unless I’m that lucky in billion probabilities.

Another mail states that I inherited millions of dollars/pounds in Africa and Europe continents. Which should be really amazing but hahu not in a million dollar people will do that.

Somehow they made me a winner but not appreciable because they’re just mess in my Inbox.


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